spoon9001: An eyeball staring at you. Judging you. >:( (Default)
Who the flying foxtrot signed me up for the Publications, Signs AND PROGRAM BOOK mailing lists and didn't even have the courtesy to ASK ME or even put me on DIGEST MODE? SERIOUSLY.

Screw you. I'm not part of Program Book and barely part of Publications.

Unappreciated,

Head of Artists' Alley
Signage assistant
THAT'S IT.

Dear Sir

Sep. 23rd, 2009 08:11 pm
spoon9001: An eyeball staring at you. Judging you. >:( (Default)
You are not saving energy by leaving the fucking salmon out on the counter top so that it "can cool down" before it goes into the refrigerator. It's possibly still in the 90s out right now; the fridge will inevitably have to work a little harder than normal, a slab of warm salmon meat in there or no.

It's sea food. YOU DON'T LEAVE IT OUT. PERIOD.

How can you know so much and yet be so fucking ILLOGICAL? You don't want the fridge to work as hard, yet we have to yell at you to unpack your beer from the cardboard box so that the weaker refrigerator doesn't have to not only work harder, but have a complete meltdown that's already happened twice because of your idiocy? In which universe does that make sense?

Disrespectfully yours,

your child.

P.S. The only reason you're not fired from barbecuing is that Mom doesn't want to do absolutely EVERYTHING, including the shit you're completely capable of but choose not to apply yourself to. Like thinking
spoon9001: An eyeball staring at you. Judging you. >:( (Default)
Dear sir:

If you're going to make an open-ended date with a girl, make sure you have the balls to tell her when you're not going to be able to make it. It shouldn't be her job to tell you that it's getting pretty damn late; you're not going to be able to do anything fun. Otherwise, we're stuck unable to make plans because we don't know when you're going to call. :) Oh, and if it's a dinner date, this is especially pertinent because we have to schedule our entire day's worth of meals around your phone call.

More balls than you apparently,

Me.

Or does this just happen to me? XP

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