Nightmare I had

[spoon9001]

It's super creepy and involves psychotic orthodontics, so


[21:46] RivetSPOOn: so I had this nightmare the other night
[21:46] RivetSPOOn: first in 15 years that I can remembe
[21:46] a fine old mess: o_o
[21:46] RivetSPOOn: it's all people I know
[21:46] RivetSPOOn: AU though
[21:47] RivetSPOOn: and there's an epidemic of people that are into ero-gurorita
[21:47] a fine old mess: o_o
[21:47] RivetSPOOn: yeah
[21:47] RivetSPOOn: with a orthodontal twist
[21:47] a fine old mess: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
[21:48] RivetSPOOn: so the guys wear these ghastly drag queen loli outfits
[21:48] RivetSPOOn: complete with head eating bow
[21:48] RivetSPOOn: and they either have their teeth pulled or cut in half along the root
[21:49] a fine old mess: sfgeargaergaergdf
[21:49] RivetSPOOn: BUT OF COURSE nobody can know that they're into this
[21:50] RivetSPOOn: so if it looks like you'rre going to go tell people they basically chase you down to have it done to you, too
[21:50] RivetSPOOn: AND GUESS WHAT my dad's one of these guys
[21:50] a fine old mess: z/lckvsdfjslkdfjcklsd;jvfldfjsfs
[21:51] RivetSPOOn: and I guess all the women are in hiding because their hubbies are doing this
[21:51] RivetSPOOn: and want to keep their teeth
[21:51] RivetSPOOn: so we're in what looks like a doll shop hiding
[21:52] RivetSPOOn: three stories tall but it's like an old house
[21:52] RivetSPOOn: with spiraling stairs
[21:52] RivetSPOOn: and who comes down but my dad
[21:52] RivetSPOOn: looking completely normal in jeans and with a hair cut
[21:52] RivetSPOOn: but I found a picture of him in the ero gurorita
[21:53] RivetSPOOn: so I'm like Hoh shit, not him, too.
[21:53] RivetSPOOn: it was weird o______O
[21:56] RivetSPOOn: I think it was a photo but I also saw HOW they do with they do with the teeth
[21:56] RivetSPOOn: they use really weird-fangled braces
[21:56] RivetSPOOn: probably to separate the teeth
[21:58] RivetSPOOn: how was your day
[21:58] a fine old mess: well
[21:58] a fine old mess: now my teeth hurt.

"Ero gurorita" is my combo of Ero Guro (Erotic Gore) + Lolita, used to explain what they do (and why...) and what they're wearing.

No, really. I'm not on anything. D: Totally sober that night.

Comments

[lynxcat.livejournal.com]

Well go snort some! Jesus! Do I have to explain -everything-? :)

[rivetspoon.livejournal.com]

YES DADDY YOU DO. :'(

(and I don't know anybody! I just know pot and meth smokers D:!)

[lynxcat.livejournal.com]

Ew. Math. Jesus.

Well, ya know me. Visit the Bay Area some day. That's all I'll say. ;)

[rivetspoon.livejournal.com]

;D One day I'll get back up there.

They're FORMER meth heads, at least >> One girl had to replace her teeth I CAN'T IMAGINE WHY.

[lynxcat.livejournal.com]

Come to my town and I'll show you things you never dreamed to imagine. ;)

All of her teeth or some? Did they do that disgusting collapsing wall thing with all the grade a nasty rot? Yeah, I never liked that shit. Never thought the high was worth the grief either.

[rivetspoon.livejournal.com]

I could only hope as much!

She got full-on dentures, yeah. I didn't ask her about them but what little I saw they were blackened, gnarled and sharp. She'd have gotten the nickname "Tooth Fairy" a la Red Dragon XP

[lynxcat.livejournal.com]

Wow, that's grade a nasty. That takes hardcore meth abuse to do that much damage. Either long term, or just conistant. Most people who hit it that hard never come back, and if they do... well, I'm guessing she had a personality that would eat the varnish off the kitchen floor, and spoke way too fast. (fried brain.)

[rivetspoon.livejournal.com]

She'd already quit by the time I'd met her, and she was quite mellow and friendly, actually (Might be the grass!). o_o If she didn't have that sort of damage to her teeth, I don't think anybody would have suspected meth abuse. (Former Industrial/noise DJ, too, I might add!)