I stuff a large handful of coins into MoE's pocket so that she can bid on me, and then I get up on the auction block after GBoy gives a disgusting introduction of me to the crowd. Yeah, MoE and I didn't like to hear that he and I would uh, be "sleeping together" after the party. So, she bids and fights for me, and I get to be her escort for the evening. ^^

Heck yes. Wasn't going to let GBoy get anywhere near you. He can keep his filthy paws to himself, thank you. You're mine ;P
*goes off to sharpen bayonets*