I stoles this from lemonedvibrator

[spoon9001]

Bold what relates to you. And thank SPOOn for correcting the blatantly bad grammar.

-You hear the names "Kai" and "Kyo" and smirk, but not because they're your favorite characters in Beyblade and Fruits Basket (respectively) anymore.
They never were.

-You wish you could find a special place for your concert DVDs, which isn't because it would be more tidy (as you tell people) but more because of the secret thought that Jrock godliness shouldn't mix with "commoner" movie DVDs.

-You flip through rock magazines every new issue for signs of a Jrock band, even though 90% of people in the country have no knowledge of its existence.
I don't flip. I peruse the cover and TOC, since there wouldn't be a tiny blurb of it. It'd be "Teh Next Big THINGz0rz!!"

-You know enough Jrockers to "get them confused" occasionally.
That, and I'm just that bad with names. And girly Asian men all look the same.

-SID is no longer a name but a band.
Sid Vicious, anyone?

-Every time someone uses the word "die" in a sentence, you whip your head around and pretend to search for signs of the redhead rockstar.
That's just dumb.

-The word "doll" makes you think of a band in UNDER CODE productions.

-You know what UNDER CODE productions is.

-You know who it's run by, and you hate him though you don't really know what's with all the Kisaki hate?
I don't hate him, though I understand the industry animosity. He takes shitty pictures, too.

-You have referred to Mana as "manly" at one point.
As manly as Eddie Izzard.

-You know the difference between hide and Hyde WTF SRSLY!! DDD:
DUH. One is what you do when you're scared, and the other is animal skin. e_e

-You find yourself accidentally saying things like "ne?" and other random Japanese inserts.
Pff. Yeah, right. I "accidentally" prattle off in German during Japanese class, and when I'm talking to Japanese GoHs at conventions. It confuses the hell out of them, and the look on their faces is often priceless, especially since I usually don't notice right away that I'm speaking German to them.

-You nod when your favorite Jrocker is talking as though you can understand him, when you actually can't.
I nod until he starts mumbling or using new words, since... Yeah. I can read, write, and speak the languages that I'm learning beautifully, but I can't understand a damn thing when it's being spoken by a native.

-The sight of a man's thigh is a "been there-done that" situation.
The sight of a man's thigh is hit and miss with me.

-Your ears are alerted when you find out there's a program about Japan on TV, hoping the topic will turn to rock.
So long as it's not about Japanese HISTORY, sure.

-Whilst watching said program, you stare insanely at all the Tokyo buildings for a poster of someone like Miyavi.
Veeeeeeerry unintentionally, but yes, I do. Mostly to go, "Oh, I know that person!" to anyone watching with me.

-You have said at one point, "I want the dress he's wearing."
They weren't dresses. They were Nazi outfits and hats.

-You're not surprised when men lean on each other.

-You know that Ruki loves guitars more than he loves women.

-Yesasia and CDJapan are bookmarked on your browser.
Oh, hellz yeah they are. I'm on a CDJapan Rock/Pop mailing list, too. FO' Shizzle.

-You've been asked one, or all of these questions: "are those really men?" "are you a lesbian or something?" "are they all gay?"
And I've played on friends' well-known Asian women fetishes with it, too. Oh, and I've been asked if I was a lesbian under non Jrock contexts. :P

-You can name about 4 people who resemble Miyavi.
No, because I can't stand the man.

-When asked for a random number, the first you think of is probably "12012" or "304" or maybe "621 (VI II I)"

-various Jrockers randomly appear in your dreams at night.
And one dream came half-way true.

-You remember the birthdays of Jrockers with ease but forget those of your family members.
My manga characters' birthdays are more important than stupid Jrockers, kthx. Except Hitoshi's. His birthday means "OMG There might be new pictures of him!! WITH DAIGO F'ing STARDUST!!"

-You can take one look at a picture of a band and automatically tell which era, which song, which concert it is from (e.g. Cassis outfits from NLSG tour final @ Budokan).
Klaha, D'espairsRay, Kagrra,, Daigo. Getting better with Dir en grey.

-You want to make toast for everyone even though you hate cooking.

-You're ecstatic to find out that you have one dimple, just like Kai (because before you knew about The GazettE, you didn't even care about dimples at all, and now you're obsessed with them), then become depressed when your dimple is not on the left side of your face but on the right side instead.
Dimples are ugly and I'm so glad I don't have them.

-You wear a bandanna over your nose for your Japanese project even though people don't really get it, nor how it fits into your project.

-You wish your boobs were much smaller so you could fit them into Aoi's white SHADOW VI II I outfit (more like any JRocker outfit).
My boobs deflate quite nicely, actually. I could bind to Muscular Pectorals and still breathe properly.

-"Aoi" is no longer the Japanese word for the color blue.
"Aoi" is still blue, and "Helmut" is still helmet, and both are stupid names.

-You cannot remember why you thought big, muscular men were so hot in the first place.
.... HAHAHAHAHAHA. *wipes tear away* It wasn't until I started watching Ninja Warrior that I remembered that Japanese men could be HANDSOME. And SEXY. And have MUSCLES.

-You think men DO get hotter with age (HYDE, Gackt, BUCK-TICK, Dir en grey, etc).
I don't go for children. <3

-You can tell when Aoi or Uruha is playing a guitar solo - even without the aid of headphones (because everyone knows Uruha's comes through the right side and Aoi's through the left) - and your friends think it sounds the same, and wonder why it even matters in the first place. But it does, it really does.

-You feel like a hairy, chunky, not-so-attractive, manly girl when you look at Uruha, but then forgive him when he smiles at you.

-You hope you can be reborn in your next life as a guitar or bass.

-You feel the need to censor the word "kawaii" or "cute" for fear that a certain someone thinks it's directed at him.
No, but I do make jokes about it being "kowaii" instead. ^_^ Oh, and I'm not a Japanophile, so instead of censoring what I say, I cringe when others say it.

-"Visual kei" is basically part of your daily vocabulary.
Yeah, no. It's called "MUSIC."

-You know that if Mana and Gackt were in a room together, there would be trouble.

-You know that if Kaoru and Kisaki were in a room together, there would be trouble.
From what I understand, Kaoru and Kisaki just didn't get along from a music/business perspective. I'd be worried about putting Kyo in a room with Kisaki.

-You listen to a song and pinpoint parts of the song because of things that happened in the PV.
Fucking hell. It's a MUSIC VIDEO. A Promo Video is shorter than the actual song, and has a release date and album cover at the end. Why? Because it's a fucking COMMERCIAL, and they're EXPENSIVE.

-If people mention vampires, you think of either Gackt, Asagi or maybe Hyde.
If people mention vampires, I think of vampires. Sadly, Anne Rice pops into my head more often than Poppy Z. Brite.

-Pink = spider.

-Grey = Dir en

-If you saw a newspaper called "The __ Gazette" you'd be tempted to buy it, cut out the "The" and "Gazette" part and put them on your wall.

-If you see the book "Lolita" lying around in a library or shop, the words that flash to mind are "gothic" "Mana" and "Moi meme Moitie."
The word that pops into my head is "porn."

-When you dance, it's either the Machiavellism spin-and-point, the Happy Left Right Dance or the Kyo/Ruki-bot.

-If you're tall, you wish you were shorter just in case you run into Kyo, Ruki etc. and make them feel stupid.

-When people mention S&M, your mind immediately goes to Cage, raison d'etre and so on.
Actually, I just think of sex. Because I'm NORMAL.

-You're constantly thinking "the poor drummer."
Always. I'm a drummer whore, and everyone knows this.

-You want to get drunk and yell "I'm a fucking rockstar, bitch!"

-You spend an awful lot of time going back to the question "what does "cheesed with power" mean?"


Wow. Jrock is so not my life, and it's awesome.

Comments

[flaming-loffel.livejournal.com]

ahem... I'M A FUCKING ROCKSTAR BITCH!

>.> oh wait...i'm not drunk...damn

[rivetspoon.livejournal.com]

I still don't get it. XD

[flaming-loffel.livejournal.com]

that was my one and only attempt at that quiz thingy of yours...

[rivetspoon.livejournal.com]

I know, but I don't get the actual reference. XD

Otherwise, it's something you and I would talk about.

[flaming-loffel.livejournal.com]

neither do i... but then again half of the shit on that quiz i dont know/care to know about...

[rivetspoon.livejournal.com]

Do your best to keep it that way, babe. *gives you Weeaboo inoculation*

[lemonedvibrator.livejournal.com]

-You know the difference between hide and Hyde WTF SRSLY!! DDD:
DUH. One is what you do when you're scared, and the other is animal skin. e_e



._______. HEE-DAY. They both aren't the scared one. Hyde = scared. hide = hee-day

[rivetspoon.livejournal.com]

Yeah. Hide and Go Seek. :]

[marc-penn.livejournal.com]

I have no clue what the heck anything is in that quiz. ô_ô Meh, oh well, I'll survive. :P Not much for J-Rock.

[rivetspoon.livejournal.com]

You are a fortunate one indeed. *envies you*