"Dear Mr. Costume, Our friend has informed us that you want her in your life despite her not wanting you in her life. With that in mind, we, the people, believe that you have absolutely no chance with her and believe that you must stop this pursuit. You're climbing a mountain with a toy axe; you will never succeed. Give up while you're behind.
I'm (insert name) and I agree with this petition."
Maybe that'd work! lmao, imagine if dating/breaking up became some kind of democratic process!
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"Dear Mr. Costume,
Our friend has informed us that you want her in your life despite her not wanting you in her life. With that in mind, we, the people, believe that you have absolutely no chance with her and believe that you must stop this pursuit. You're climbing a mountain with a toy axe; you will never succeed. Give up while you're behind.
I'm (insert name) and I agree with this petition."
Maybe that'd work! lmao, imagine if dating/breaking up became some kind of democratic process!