All the leaves are brown!

Go to Google and type in "you know you're from [insert state/town name] when..."

Copy the best list that comes up and bold any items that apply to you.

You know you're from California when..."

* The fastest part of your commute is down your driveway.

* You were born somewhere else. How many people were actually born in their residing city?

* You know how to eat an artichoke. I eat their hearts, does that count?

* The primary bugs that you worry about are electronic. o_o Except in the summer time... We do get mosquitos.

* Your car has bullet-proof windows. Weren't they supposed to be designed like that?

* Left is right and right is wrong. Excuse me?? No. :P

* Your monthly house payments exceed your annual income. No, actually, we're doing pretty well. ^_~

* Your mouse has only one ball. He... He doesn't even have ANY! o_o He's a terminator mouse! Red Eye!

* You need a new TV, you can run down to the local riot and pick one up. Nope, good, clean, right-wing town here XD

* You dive under a desk whenever a large truck goes by. If I did that, the desk would collapse on me o_o

* You can't find your other earring because your son is wearing it. Haha... No. I'd rip it off his earlobe.

* You drive to your neighborhood block party. Why not?! You can park your car and block off the streets that way. :b

* Your family tree contains "significant others." Not that I was aware of. A few distant cousins, maybe, but that'd be it.

* Your cat has its own psychiatrist. I think it's his "significant other" though.

* You don't exterminate your roaches, you smoke them. No, we squish 'em XD

* You see 25 lawyers chasing an ambulance. I thought that was an everyday occurance XD

* More than clothes come out of the closets. Yup, my manga collection ^_^V

* When "the Dead" are best live.

* You go to a tanning salon before going to the beach. My mom does. She browned up for Hawaii to avoid turning into a lobster, pretty much. Our last trip, we learned it was a necessity XD

* Your blind date turns out to be your ex-spouse. Haha, that'd be trippy ^_^

* More money is spent on facelifts than on diapers. Mommy gets her face lasered, and there's no babies in our house anymore. So, yeah. ^_^

* Smoking in your office is not optional. Definately not. Smoking stinks >:(

* You pack shorts and a T-shirt for skiing in the snow, and a sweater and a wetsuit for the beach. Sounds like me. XD

* When you can't schedule a meeting because you must "do lunch."

* Your children learn to walk in Birkenstocks. Ew, no.

* Rainstorms or thunder are the lead story for the local news. I often tell my friends in the East/South that when it rains here, it's their equivalent to spitting/drizzling. But we get reports of floods. XD

* You'll reluctantly miss yoga class to wait for the hot tub repairman. I'd rather do Yoga. o0

* You consult your horoscope before planning your day. K, no.

* A glass has been reserved for you at your favorite winery. Not quite yet. ^_^

* When all highways into the state say: "no fruits." !!!

* All highways out of the state say: "Go back." XDD