MY SUNDAY NIGHT.

Yessi: I got my iPod cord and new iPod. :D I can haz music plz?
Me: Sure! *plugs in iPod*
Computer: You need iTunes 8.0 or higher.
Apple: You have Windows 2000. Your computer is made of fail and can't have iTunes 8.0, let alone higher.
Us: .... WTF. *goes through music files and dumps them onto flash card* *takes flash card to lap top with Win XP*
Computer: You need iTunes. At all.
Me: Duh. *Downloads and plugs in iPod and inserts card*
Computer: Hey look. You have stuff.
iTunes: Hey look. Your iPod has stuff.
Me: Yes. Now put my stuff and put it on the iPod.
Yessi: You should be able to drag and drop.
iTunes: *laughs*
Yessi: Make a new playlist and then drag and drop.
iTunes: You're funny.
Yessi: Import...?
iTunes: Import what? A .txt file? Sure!
Me: ...
Yessi: The sync button?
iTunes: OH HEY LOOK WHAT ELSE I FOUND OF YOURS! You want that, too, right??
Me: Wait... no...? Just the crap on my card. Not the stuff on the laptop.
iTunes: GOT IT. *takes off everything from the iPod and replaces it with EVERYTHING found, including shit we don't want*
Me: Yessi, you can just delete the stuff you don't want, right?
Yessi: Not with the iPod.
Me: ...........

iPOD IS MADE OF FAIL. DO NOT WANT.

My little MP3 player is amazing. Except it holds a whopping 256 MB. That's an ALBUM. >:(