Nightmare I had

[spoon9001]

It's super creepy and involves psychotic orthodontics, so


[21:46] RivetSPOOn: so I had this nightmare the other night
[21:46] RivetSPOOn: first in 15 years that I can remembe
[21:46] a fine old mess: o_o
[21:46] RivetSPOOn: it's all people I know
[21:46] RivetSPOOn: AU though
[21:47] RivetSPOOn: and there's an epidemic of people that are into ero-gurorita
[21:47] a fine old mess: o_o
[21:47] RivetSPOOn: yeah
[21:47] RivetSPOOn: with a orthodontal twist
[21:47] a fine old mess: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
[21:48] RivetSPOOn: so the guys wear these ghastly drag queen loli outfits
[21:48] RivetSPOOn: complete with head eating bow
[21:48] RivetSPOOn: and they either have their teeth pulled or cut in half along the root
[21:49] a fine old mess: sfgeargaergaergdf
[21:49] RivetSPOOn: BUT OF COURSE nobody can know that they're into this
[21:50] RivetSPOOn: so if it looks like you'rre going to go tell people they basically chase you down to have it done to you, too
[21:50] RivetSPOOn: AND GUESS WHAT my dad's one of these guys
[21:50] a fine old mess: z/lckvsdfjslkdfjcklsd;jvfldfjsfs
[21:51] RivetSPOOn: and I guess all the women are in hiding because their hubbies are doing this
[21:51] RivetSPOOn: and want to keep their teeth
[21:51] RivetSPOOn: so we're in what looks like a doll shop hiding
[21:52] RivetSPOOn: three stories tall but it's like an old house
[21:52] RivetSPOOn: with spiraling stairs
[21:52] RivetSPOOn: and who comes down but my dad
[21:52] RivetSPOOn: looking completely normal in jeans and with a hair cut
[21:52] RivetSPOOn: but I found a picture of him in the ero gurorita
[21:53] RivetSPOOn: so I'm like Hoh shit, not him, too.
[21:53] RivetSPOOn: it was weird o______O
[21:56] RivetSPOOn: I think it was a photo but I also saw HOW they do with they do with the teeth
[21:56] RivetSPOOn: they use really weird-fangled braces
[21:56] RivetSPOOn: probably to separate the teeth
[21:58] RivetSPOOn: how was your day
[21:58] a fine old mess: well
[21:58] a fine old mess: now my teeth hurt.

"Ero gurorita" is my combo of Ero Guro (Erotic Gore) + Lolita, used to explain what they do (and why...) and what they're wearing.

No, really. I'm not on anything. D: Totally sober that night.

Comments

[rivetspoon.livejournal.com]

Hoh shit that icon XD what the hell is it from? He looks like Hizumi thar.

hahaha, that sounds like half of my manga collection, your dream. *reads mostly violent and gorey series, like MPD Psycho!*
I can see how that would mess you up, though X(