spoon9001

00:03:11: ICH HABE HUNGER...!!! ;A;
00:04:22: /makes waffles
00:25:40: @idontevan YES IT WAS NOW LIKE IT MISSY
13:46:18: RT: @andylevy: Gilbert Gottfried (@realgilbert) fired by AFLAC over his Japan tweets: http://is.gd/905pmf
15:40:11: @fawkinawsum He's cute but who was he in Full House?
15:47:19: @fawkinawsum aaaawww snap XD
18:35:51: Im teaching mom about kilts, she's teaching me about sewing them. X( This. Will get MESSY. I fookin' 'ate PIKEYS.
19:16:26: Dad's home. So now Mom can go from yelling at me to yelling at him. And he's a fucking moron so she has to yell louder.
19:20:45: I swear, if he had a lobotomy he might be more logical.
20:02:00: Seriously. Why is there so much animosity towards #prayforjapan? Nobody cared when it was #prayforhaiti
20:44:26: Yay glass head pins! Perfect for pressing, and extra long so you know exactly where they went through your foot. :D #funwithsewing
20:45:16: This is how we make the kilt make the kilt make the kilt. This is how we make the kilt, with lots and lots of rum! #funwithsewing
20:55:41: Are you my Father? #HigherStakesChildrensBooks
21:31:52: @tacce well clearly your name is similar to Versaci.
21:37:04: @tacce Because you're not as chic as me.
21:37:28: RT: @spoon9001: @tacce Because you're not as chic as me. // LET THE IRONY OF THIS STATEMENT SINK IN A MOMENT.
21:38:31: FML I have to move 30 pins. #funwithsewing
21:41:00: @Tougakun oohlala

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